Have you ever found yourself sad that you can’t sleep with everyone’s favorite alien Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect in real life? Well, be morose no longer, because there’s now a product just for you.
As announced today by BioWare, official Garrus body pillows are now being sold through merchandising outlet J!NX. No, this is not an April Fools’ Day joke. Yes, I double checked just to be sure.
The Archangel himself comes branded on this body pillow with two alluring poses. The first sees Garrus reclining in a playful manner looking upward (assumedly at you) as if he’s inviting you into bed. The reverse side of the pillow has Garrus lying on his side asleep and ready for you to spoon up next to him.
The only downside is that what is being sold here isn’t an actual pillow but is instead just the case for said pillow. Still, if you have any standard full-size body pillow, this case should easily fit over it. It also comes with a zipper so that you can snugly wrap it around your own pillow.
This is such a goofy thing to have but it would make a great gag gift for the Mass Effect fan in your life. At only $29.99, it’s also not going to destroy your wallet. If you’d like to check out the official listing and maybe even buy one for yourself, you can find it here.
— BioWare (@bioware) April 1, 2019
Editor’s Note: This post isn’t sponsored at all, I just really wanted to share it with you.
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